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Two New Government Funded Research Papers

May 17, 2015

Real Science

1. Did A Butterfly Cause Hurricane Sandy?

The chaotic nature of Hurricane Sandy could only have been caused by a butterfly flapping its wings. Climate justice demands that butterflies be exterminated.

– Dr. Mannkel E. Mike   State Penn University

2. 1930’s Unemployment Caused By Soup Lines

Reanalysis of economic data shows that high unemployment in the 1930s had 97% correlation with soup lines, and unemployment lines lag soup lines by 50 days. The key to keeping unemployment down is to ban soup lines.

Dr. Seremy D. Jhakun  Lostin College

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