Two New Government Funded Research Papers
May 17, 2015
1. Did A Butterfly Cause Hurricane Sandy?
The chaotic nature of Hurricane Sandy could only have been caused by a butterfly flapping its wings. Climate justice demands that butterflies be exterminated.
– Dr. Mannkel E. Mike State Penn University
2. 1930’s Unemployment Caused By Soup Lines
Reanalysis of economic data shows that high unemployment in the 1930s had 97% correlation with soup lines, and unemployment lines lag soup lines by 50 days. The key to keeping unemployment down is to ban soup lines.
Dr. Seremy D. Jhakun Lostin College
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