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Comedians and Obama

September 27, 2010

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. — Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. –Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. –Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. — Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. — David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America ! — Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. — Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman

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